Forget Flu
(in the style of Cee Lo Green's "Forget You" - clean version, of course)
by Cindy Brown
I see you got into my head
Forcing me into bed and I'm like,
Forget flu,
Oo, oo, oooo
Forcing me into bed and I'm like,
Forget flu,
Oo, oo, oooo
I guess the Kleenex in my pocket
Wasn't enough, I'm like,
Forget flu,
And forget colds too!
If I was any sicker, I'd still have to be a momma
Ha, ain't that some shh (ain't that something)
And though there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a
Forget flu
Oo, oo, oooo
Yeah I'm sorry, I can't afford a doctor,
But that don't mean I can't get well myself.
I guess you're a cougher and I'm more of a hacker,
But the way you're stayin' well ain't fair.
I pity the foooool that gets this stinkin' flu, now
(It's a grave digger, just thought you should know, sugar)
I've got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little virus!
I see you got into my head
Forcing me into bed and I'm like,
Forget flu,
Ooh, ooh, ooooh
I guess the Kleenex in my pocket
Wasn't enough, I'm like,
Forget flu,
And forget colds too!
If I was any sicker, I'd still have to be a momma
Ha, now ain't that some shh (ain't that something)
And though there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best with a
Forget flu!
Oo, oo, oooo
Now I know that I'll have you tomorrow,
And days and days and days on end
Tryin' to throw me, tryin' to disease me.
'Cause flu bug, you and me ain't friends.
I pity the fool that gets this stinkin' flu, now
(It's a grave digger, just thought you should know, sugar)
(just thought you should know)
Ooooooh (cough, cough)
I've got some news for you
Ooh! I really hate your kind right now
I see you got into my head
Forcing me into bed and I'm like,
Forget flu,
Oo, oo, oooo
I guess the Kleenex in my pocket
Wasn't enough, I'm like,
Forget flu,
And forget colds too!
If I was any sicker, I'd still have to be a momma
Ha, now ain't that some shh (ain't that something)
And though there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best, with a
Forget flu!
Oo, oo, oooo
Now illness, illness, illness, why'd you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
I tried to tell my mamma but she told me
"this is one for your dad"
(your dad, your dad, your dad)
Uh! Whyyy? Whyyy?
Whyyy flu bug? Oh! I hate you!!
I still hate you!! Oooh!
(hack, hack, cough, cough, blow nose, ugh)
I see you got into my head
Forcing me into bed, I'm like
Forget flu,
Oo, oo, ooo
I see you got into my head
Forcing me into bed, I'm like
Forget flu,
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess the Kleenex in my pocket
Wasn't enough, I'm like,
Forget flu,
And forget colds too!
If I was any sicker, I'd still have to be a momma
Ha, now ain't that some shh (ain't that something)
And though there's pain in my chest
I still wish you the best, with a
Forget flu!
Oo, oo, oooo